1 . SICKNESS: This is not allowed under any
circumstances. We will no longer accept
your doctors statement as proof of illness.
If you can walk to the doctor you can
certainly get to work .
2 . DEATH, OTHER THAN YOUR OWN : You must
arrange to attend all funerals very late
in the day after your work is done.
Providing this is adhered to we will
consider letting you go 1 hour earlier.
Please be sure to put this in writing.
3 . DEATH, YOUR OWN : This is acceptable as
an excuse, But we would like at least
two weeks notice as we feel it is your
duty to teach someone else your job.
Treat this point as important.
4 . PERSONAL HYGIENE: We will follow the
practice of going in alphabetical order,
for instance, those with surnames
beginning with "A" will be able to go
from 9-9.05 and so on. If you are unable
to go at your appointed time you must
wait until the next day when your time
comes around again.
5 . QUANTITY OF WORK: No matter how much you do,
you’ll never do enough.
6 . QUALITY OF WORK : The minimum acceptable
level is perfection at all times.
7 . ADVICE FROM OWNER: Eat a live frog the
first thing in the morning and certainly
nothing worse can happen to you the
rest of the day.
8 . THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT: Even in his
9 . WHEN THE BOSS IS WRONG REFER TO RULE 8.