Single :

 

1.	Single means you have the time to grow and be

    the Person you want to be.

2.	Single gives you space to grow. It  is harder

    to grow when you are too close to someone.

3.	Single means learning to live by yourself.

4.	Single means freedom. 

5.	Single means learning not to need a man/woman

    to make your life meaningful. 

6.	Single is realizing that being married is not 

    necessarily better. 

7.	Single means that there could be something

    wonderful around the corner and you can take

    advantage of it.

8.	Single means you are free to love again.

  

 Marriage :



1.	Marriage is not a word, but a sentence.

    (Life sentence) 

2.	Marriage is very much like a  violin, after the

    sweet music is over, the strings are attached. 

3.	Marriage is love, love is blind. Therefore 

    marriage is an institution for the blind. 

4.	Marriage is an institution in which  a man 

    loses his Bachelor's and the woman gets her

    Masters. 

5.	Marriage is a thing which puts a  ring on 

    a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. 

6.	Marriage Certificate is just  another name for

    a work permit. 

7.	Marriage is not just having a wife but also

    worries inherited for ever. 

8.	Marriage requires a man to purchase  4 types 

    of "Ring"- engagement ring, wedding ring,

    suffe-ring and  endu-ring.

9.	Marriage life is full of excitement and 

    frustration. In the first year, the man speaks

    and the woman listens. In the second year, the

    woman speaks and the man listens. And in the 

    third year,  they both speak and the neighbors

    listen. 

10.	It is true that love is blind but marriage is

    an eye-opener. 

11.	Getting married is very much like going to 

    the restaurant with friends. You ordered what 

    you want,  and when you see what the other 

    fellow has, you wished you had ordered that. 

12.	It's true, all men are born free  and equal but

    some of them get married. 

13.     A happy marriage is a matter of giving and

    taking, the husband gives and the wife takes. 

14.	Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage

    is the  alarm clock.  

15.	They say that when a man holds a woman's hand 

    before marriage. It is love. After marriage is

    self-defense. 

16.	When a newly married man looks  happy, we 

    know why. But when a ten-year married man looks 

    happy, we wonder why.